No.152

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two jackets do in fact make a good deck-out. Yeah, we know someone’s going to stick their hand up now and say: “well, actually, I think you’ll find his second layer is in fact a shirt-jacket, and not a jacket at all.” But a shirt-jacket isn’t even a real thing anyway, no one’s mum ever said: “take off that shirt-jacket or you won’t feel the benefit when you go outside.” We’re also pretty certain no one calls lightweight baked spuds, ‘shirt-jacket potatoes’.