No.180

Ever wondered what it’s like to live inside a surrealist painting? Spending your days riding around on the back of spider-legged elephants whilst wearing t-shirts made out of clouds may sound like a bit of fun, but things would soon get annoying. Need to know the time? Good luck reading that melted clock. Want to phone a friend? Be careful of that lobster. And if you think the rain in Manchester’s bad, just wait until you’ve got to go about your everyday errands whilst thousands of bowler-hat wearing business men are falling from sky.