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No.188

Rent-a-Beach

  • Folk Cave Jacket in charcoal, a quilted bomber open over a blue printed tee, with Dockers Alpha Khaki Slim in Safari Beige
  • Folk Cave Jacket in charcoal, zipped up, with wavy quilting, a diagonal zip pocket and ribbed cuffs
  • Lacoste Printed T-Shirt in Ocean Multi, with blue and purple brushstroke stripes, worn with beige chinos and white trainers
  • Close-up of the Lacoste Printed T-Shirt in Ocean Multi, pale blue at the neck with purple stripes and a crocodile logo
  • Close-up of the Lacoste Printed T-Shirt's blue, turquoise and purple brushstroke stripes, the model looking down
  • Close-up of white Superga 2750 Cotu Classic trainers, under the rolled hems of Dockers Alpha Khaki Slim in Safari Beige

Live in a landlocked town? Miss the fresh coastal breeze, the soothing sound of crashing waves and the aromatic scent of dead seagulls rotting in a rock pool? Well worry no more, as Oi Polloi is proud to present Rent-a-Beach. For just £39.95 a week you can be beside the seaside wherever you go, as our perfect vision of the English coast will join you on your every errand. But it doesn’t stop there, for an additional one off payment of £44.95 he will personally fill each of your socks with sand, sandblast the paintwork off your car and spit saltwater in your eyes.

  • Superga 2750 - Cotu Classic (White)
  • Falke Step Sock (White)
  • Folk Cave Jacket (Charcoal)
  • Lacoste Printed T-Shirt (Ocean Multi)
  • Dockers Alpha Khaki Slim (Safari Beige)

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