No.190

Possible idea for a film #7809… after a stag do gone awry, Mr Average wakes up to find himself in the middle of Delamere forest. With no Wi-Fi, his supply of bottled water running dangerously low and no actual experience of the outside world, things aren’t looking good for our hapless hero, especially when he realises there’s a particular ugly alien trophy hunter on his trail. This outfit is taken from the key scene when Alan orders an Our Legacy shirt from the Oi Polloi sale as a bid to beat the Predator at its own game. We won’t ruin the ending for you, but we will say that the Predator eventually decapitates Alan in a nail-biting finale in Frodsham shopping centre, and everyone lives happily ever after.