No.325

This chap here is a man from an alternative, utopian dimension, and he's got the clobber to prove it. 

In his world, everything looks like a 16mm film about New York, everyone's head-to-toe in Ralph Lauren gear, ice cream is extremely healthy and everyone drives an immaculate 1994 Ford Granada. 

The only drawback is that there's incredibly annoying and potentially life-ruining wormholes all over the floor, which has unfortunately sent him to a dimension where Manchester looks grey all the time, Ford Granadas have been discontinued and ice cream makes you fat. 

At least we still have Ralph here!