No.407

CHEAPERIES:

Why is scran so expensive these days?

It seems like only yesterday you could walk into most establishments and pick up a bevy of tasty treats for under two pound. These days, Mr. Freddo is demanding you shill over an extortionate thirty pence for his services, a meal deal requires a bank loan and fizzy, sugary, life-giving nectar of all varieties have been unfairly slapped with fines from health-obsessed bureaucrats.

Don't even get us started on eateries too – there's seemingly a new 'authentic' street food stall charging £17 for a 'artisanal' kebab every time we close our eyes.

It's enough to make a sane, albeit hungry, man go postal.

What's this got to do with the outfit above? Well... he is dressed a bit like a Twix, isn't he?

And yes, this Deck~Out was written just before lunch two days away from payday.