Oi Polloi

No.282

Published: Fri Apr 22 2016

The Pink Panther

Since 3D animation came along, times have been hard for the two-dimensional characters of yore. Yogi Bear was arrested for indecent exposure, Captain Caveman was forced to move back to his cave and Deputy Dawg lost his badge after a drunken scrap with Muskie Muskrat.

But what of that funky fuchsia feline, the Pink Panther? Well, unlike his washed-up pals, he’s not doing too badly. The last we heard he’d donated all his Saturday morning royalty money to charity and was living a simple, humble life on an allotment, quietly growing organic vegetables with his friends Sting and Sean Penn.

Like all cats, he does have a tendency to go to the bathroom in the vegetable patch, but Sting reckons it’s good for the environment.

The Pink Panther is 6'4" and wears...

  1. Tender Long Sleeve Butterfly Shirt
    (Madder Calico)
    Size 3
  2. Howlin' By Morrison Fons Towel T-Shirt
    (White)
    Size Medium
  3. Lee Brooklyn Straight Bedford Cords
    (Olive Grey)
    Size 32/32
  4. Beams Plus Schoolboy Socks
    (Navy / White / Red)
  5. Shoes Like Pottery SLP 01
    (White)
    Size UK 8 
  6. Garrett Leight Van Buren Sunglasses
    (Silver / Green)
    Size 49