No.132

Have we done a Deck-Out about a millionaire before? What? We have? Well here’s another one for you… This moneybags made his millions by sticking to the mantra, “Look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves.” With super-sharp senses, it’s been said that this chap can hear a penny drop a mile off. It’s rare a day goes by without him diving fully clothed into a fountain for a few coppers or being escorted out of Discount Sofa World for systematically rooting down the back of their chesterfields for change (and the odd Fruit Pastille). But don’t expect any Mount Richmore-style displays of wealth from this tightwad. He’s the last person you can expect to foot a bill and, yep, that is council pop in his champagne glass. So how do we explain the Oliver Spencer jacket and Spellbound shirt? The Oi Polloi Sale, that’s how…