TALES FROM A BORING TRAVEL WRITER
With Lonely Planet cornering the industry for guides on sleek cities and tropical locales, all that's left for this intrepid voyager are locations that can only really be categorised as 'unexciting'.
Despite these hindrances, our explorer has managed to pen an enviable back catalogue of exceptionally mundane travel writings over the years. Some career benchmarks include 'Adventure Awaits in Rochdale's Screwfix, 'Discover the North East's Most Luxurious Cardboard Factory', 'Top Ten Country Parishes You Have to Visit!' and our personal favourite, 'Explore Moto Donnington: Junction 23A's Finest Service Station'.
He did once land a pretty enviable job covering a lavish three-day beach party in Rio de Janeiro, but after three flight delays, this article morphed into 'How to Spend 29 Hours in Doncaster Airport'.
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