THE GUINNESS BOOK OF FORGOTTEN RECORDS
The Guinness Book of World Records is choc-a-bloc with impressive achievements: first man on the moon, first woman to build a functioning plane entirely out of matchsticks, first dog to successfully cover Buckethead's 'Soothsayer' on xylophone… But there are only so many pages, and naturally, some of humanity's greatest feats are going to get left on the cutting room floor.
This gentleman is one aforementioned forgotten record-breaker. He broke the world record for 'Most Bourbon Biscuits Eaten in a Minute', with a stomach-churningly impressive 196. Unfortunately, his spot in the 2004 edition was replaced by the equally pointless achievement of 'Most Chicago Town Pizzas Stolen from a Single Tesco'.
It's not all doom and gloom however – at least he's got that supremely slick Japanese smock to cheer him up.
- And Wander
Nylon Double Cloth Hoodie
Khaki
Size 3 - Champion
Reverse Weave Crewneck Sweatshirt
Yellow
Size M -
Champion
Crewneck Wide Stripe T-Shirt
Green / White
Size M - Folk
Assembly Drawcord Pants
Navy
Size 3 - Waffle socks
Oatmeal
One Size - Mephisto
Rainbow
Desert Oregon Leather
Size UK 10 - Adsum
Overdyed Twill Cap
Slate
One Size - Timex Archive
Waterbury United Watch
Steel / Black
One Size