No.355

Blimey, the new David Cronenberg film sounds pretty bonkers, doesn't it?

Entitled Chameleon Man, it's the cautionary tale of a brilliant but psychologically unhinged clothier named Bertram Tarwater, who's violently hunted by a secret society of reptilian extraterrestrials after making an iridescent mountain jacket entirely out of chameleon skin.

Luckily for you, and unluckily for Bertram Tarwater, we've taken stock of one from The North Face, so you don't have to go to all the effort of skinning thousands of chameleons and incurring the wrath of aliens in the process to get a colour-changing coat.