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13.02.2014

Vintage Be My Valentine card of a clown and a police officer with a truncheon in a tumbling heap

Has it always been cool to disregard Valentine’s Day? Nobody seems to be really gagging for a fistful of roses on V-Day.

However, If you’re in a super loved up couple and you feel like going crazy with roses and chocolates on Valentine’s Day, don’t let the misery crew that is the anti-Valentine’s grinch squad put you off or make you feel guilty.

Either way, you’ll at least probably want to buy the better half a Valentine’s Day card. Need some inspiration? Check out these bonkers Valentines from the 1920’s…

Hallmark card: I'll be sunk if you won't be my Valentine, a skunk on a jetty with a pistol and a rock tied to its neck
Vintage Valentine, I'm screwy when I screwtinize you, a cartoon figure licking their lips beside a barber pole and a pig
Vintage Valentine, I'm bound to be yours if you'll be mine, a tabby cat roped to a stool with a mouse below
Vintage card, My Valentine it's time to open my trap and say a mouthful, a fox in a yellow hat holding a flower by a trap
Vintage Valentine card shaped like a set of false teeth, reading I'll never be false to you Valentine
Vintage card, I would like you for my 'Dictator' Valentine, a figure in a red dress offering a heart to one in blue shorts
Vintage Valentine Greetings card, My heart I serve to you, a grinning figure in a dinner suit holding a heart on a tray
Vintage Valentine, Nobody loves me, guess I'll go out to the garden and eat fuzzy worms, a tearful figure sat by a worm

Vintage Valentine, You built a wall so fast and strong, a masked figure in a red cape firing a magic ray through it
Vintage Valentine, I aim to please you, a cartoon figure in a police uniform and cap holding up a large pistol
Vintage card, No monkeying, I'm starving for you my Valentine, a monkey eating a banana next to a figure in a red hat
Vintage Valentine, It's no accident my likin' you, a figure in a small red car knocking another to the ground

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